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Random Magazine Oct Issue

nvedala — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 18:30:00 +0000

Simian Art page as it appeared in September-October 2009 issue of Random Magazine.

Write up:

*Sing to the tune of “hotel california”*

On a dark gutter 3rd cross, thick sulphur in my hair…
warm smell of potassium rising up through the air…
up ahead in the distance I saw a shimmering light…
the bomb blew heavy and my sight grew dim…
Shit, I just collapsed for the night.
There she stood in the doorway,
looking like a mission bell;
And I was thinking to myself,
this could be my aunty or it could be really a church bell
Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
There I could see down the corridor
damn! they are my dental plates;

***chorus***
Welcome to the fun called diwali festival.
such a lovely day
such a lovely bray
Plenty of asses at diwali festival,
one time in a year, you can find them here…

***chorus repeat until you die***

Chandrayaan files for an RTI…

nvedala — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 18:30:00 +0000

Indian Space Research Organization’s moon trekker “Chandrayaan” lost some sensor function and is now riding on backup gyroscopes or some thing like that. This cartoon is dedicated to the machine…

Literacy Campaign

nvedala — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 18:30:00 +0000

Literacy Campaign 2009 -
Tag line – “Literacy could have saved the frog; Don’t be illiterate.”

Ostrich Chain Reaction

nvedala — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 06:30:00 +0000

Stitch In Time Saves Nine

nvedala — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 18:30:00 +0000

A Stitch in time indeed saved nine. really?

That humiliating day in the OSPREY’s life…

nvedala — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 06:05:30 +0000

One Day In War Museum

nvedala — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 18:30:00 +0000

One day in the War Museum…

Fuzzy Logic Garbage Picker

nvedala — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 18:30:00 +0000

A look at the state of the art garbage picking machine.

Cruising In Serengeti

nvedala — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 18:30:00 +0000

Sgt. Firsteaten lands smoothly in Serengeti.

King Cobra Mating Voyeur

nvedala — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 18:30:00 +0000

King Cobra and the nat geo clan.